What do we say to death?
lotrlockedwhovian:

dreamingofcossackia:

live to ride

how did bikers ever get the reputation of being fearsome. Everything I’ve ever heard about them is always rides for charity, helping stray animals, telling kids to stay in school and doing cute shit like this and generally being nicer than 90% of the population. 

lotrlockedwhovian:

dreamingofcossackia:

live to ride

how did bikers ever get the reputation of being fearsome. Everything I’ve ever heard about them is always rides for charity, helping stray animals, telling kids to stay in school and doing cute shit like this and generally being nicer than 90% of the population. 

When you’ve got d12 Krav Maga, everything starts to look like a neck.
From the Smallville RPG playtest. (via outofcontextdnd)

johnegbertt:

fuckmeinthedickbutt:

johnegbertt:

Walk into the club like oW FUCK HOW DID I NOT SEE THAT JUGGLING CLOWN

Isn’t that what happened to Nepeta?

Leave.

ask-gallows-callibrator:

othercat2:

saeto15:

derpderpmotherfuckers:

fuoco-go:

the fuck kk ii’m iin the miiddle of 2omethiing
NOT ANYMORE ITS BEEN 5 DAYS.
kk ii 2wear ii’m goiing two murder you
WONT WORK IF YOU KILL YOURSELF FIRST WHILE TRYING TO BECOME ONE WITH THE HARDRIVE.
kk.
NO.
k-
NO.
k.
N-
karkat
NOPE.

an accurate summary of Karkat and Sollux’s relationship

oh my god how adorable is this

So adorable.

Babiesssss

ask-gallows-callibrator:

othercat2:

saeto15:

derpderpmotherfuckers:

fuoco-go:

the fuck kk ii’m iin the miiddle of 2omethiing

NOT ANYMORE ITS BEEN 5 DAYS.

kk ii 2wear ii’m goiing two murder you

WONT WORK IF YOU KILL YOURSELF FIRST WHILE TRYING TO BECOME ONE WITH THE HARDRIVE.

kk.

NO.

k-

NO.

k.

N-

karkat

NOPE.

an accurate summary of Karkat and Sollux’s relationship

oh my god how adorable is this

So adorable.

Babiesssss

ultrafacts:

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I do things

In response to that “Job less vs Middle class” food pic that’s been going around (at least on FB), and some grade A racism on a prepper page, I responded:

See, the irony of all this is…
I’m an assistant manager of two stores.
And I have food stamps.
Because I’m poor as shit.
And my pantry/fridge?
Looks like the one on the right, minus the booze

When I was homeless?
I got 150/mo. Because you try refrigerating anything without a fridge.
Homeless/jobless means that you have no way to prepare or store food.
This means you cannot buy foods that expire in the temps found outside, unless you plan on eating them within the first 24-36 hrs.

Now I have built up a fulltime job from nothing, and you know?
I’m lucky if I eat anything OTHER than generic spaghetti and sauce (2.24 and 1.88, respectively) or those “wonderful” sugardale hot dogs that give you cramps and the shits, when buying with the food card. Strawberries gone half bad and moldy for 1.78? I’ll take the sickness, if only to remember what food tastes like.

Illegals literally cannot get food stamps.
Try it someday without a social security number.
The only way any illegal immigrants, like the Irish, can get any form of welfare, is if one of them becomes a citizen, claims the rest on their form, and SOMEHOW gets that through the government—who, in Pennsylvania, will cancel an old lady’s medicine if she’s even a day late turning in her forms—without them having SS numbers, and have that get past the second screening by another person…

Look, it just doesn’t happen, without copious amounts of money greasing palms(and I mean more than enough to buy the food they are supposedly cheating people out of), or a man on the inside.
Especially when you have to re-sign up every 3-6 months, and provide verification within the first month, and again every 2-4 months after.

One good thing about SHTF:
Racism won’t matter, because we’ll all be dead or too busy trying to survive.

So, go ahead and judge based on colour.
Go ahead and assume they are illegals, despite the fact that America, and most of our fervent “race defenders” wouldn’t exist if their German or Irish ancestors hadn’t come here illegally.

Also, tl;dr?
Obama isn’t shit but a puppet, same with most of the government. Dun matter who you vote for, you get screwed either way. Best not to bother, and to leave. That’s my plan.

Lastly, I’m Scandinavian, German, Irish, and Scottish. All white, and all immigrant. Unless someone is pure Native, born and raised here all the way back to before the 1200s, then we’re all the same as the current “illegals.”


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theflemface:

nezua:

I blinked one day and when I opened my eyes, it was normal to have an American army battling Americans on American streets. No one even calls it a war. But it is.

flitterling:

Gate by Mustafa Akarsu

almyro:

we need a deadpool marvel movie

In a great tree on a great cliff in the Moor lived one such spirit. You might take her for a girl. But she was not just any girl. She was a fairy and her name was Maleficent.

pathogems:

kittywhiskerss:

This makes me so sad… :c

i want to hug him so tight and just thank him for everything hes done

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